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I need to be part of the club.

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The line?

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You cross it,
ain't no walkin' it back.

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FX presents Mr. InBetween.

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(grunts)

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Don't be mad.
I got to.

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Here you are, son.

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Ah.

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So, how long
have you been here, then?

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Shit... 16 years.

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Yeah? That long?

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It's been a while.

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Wh-Where are you living?

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I'm with Ray.

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He's... He fixed up his garage,

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so I'm in there.

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-Is it comfy?
-Yeah. Get a bit hot

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and then cold sometimes.

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It's... I don't think
it's insulated, but, you know...

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I've got my own space.

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And I get to see a bit more
of Ray-Ray's daughter.

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-He's got a daughter?
-Yeah. Yeah.

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Brit-Brittany.

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How old is she?

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Nine.

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How is Ray?

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Eh.

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He's-he's good.

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(indistinct chatter)

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Brucey needs you.

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What's going on?

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I'm stuck.

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What do you mean?

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In the fucking chair.

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I can't get out of it.

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Don't shake
your bloody head at me.

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It's not my fault.

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Oh, grab his arm, will you?

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Under the armpit.

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On the count of three.
One, two, three.

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(all grunting)

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Thank fuck for that.

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Thought I was gonna
die in the fucking thing.

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Eh. If only.

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Hey, get stuffed.

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You all right?

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-I'm all right, Dad.
-Steady?

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Yeah.

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-Okay. Thanks for coming.
-Yeah.

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-I'll see you again soon, eh?
Hopefully.
-Good to...

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-good to see you.
-Love you.

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Yeah.
Love you.

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Come on.

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BILL:
See you soon.

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* Keep spinning, now I just
sit back and have a few women *

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* Get your ass over here
and back up the kitty *

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* I'll make it rain,
make it rain... *

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Need a favor, big fella.

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A mate of mine...

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You heard of Kate Hall?
Kate Hall.

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She's a...
a journo at the Herald.

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She covers their crime stuff.

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She's writing a book.

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Like, a-a true-crime book.

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And she's looking
for stories.

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Wondering if you might
want to have a chat with her.

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What's in it for me?

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You'd be doing me a favor.

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Come on, mate,
it's an old mate's daughter.

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He's done a couple
of favors for me over the years,

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and it'd be good
to return the favor.

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Nah.

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Mate, come on.

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I'm asking a favor
as a friend, here.

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No.

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Thanks.

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You know what,
I wasn't gonna mention this,

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but, um...

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do you have any idea
what you put me through

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with that Davros shit?

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-What?
-The Davros bullshit.

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You know that was my
son-in-law's brother, right?

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Do you know the trouble
that shit caused me?

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He tried to fucking kill me.

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I know that, but I had...

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My son-in-law-- he didn't
speak to me for six months.

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Caused heaps of friction.
All right?

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Well, it's not my fucking fault.

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You asked me to sit down
with the guy, and I did.

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I know you did, mate,

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and I appreciate that,
but, shit...

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it's not like I ask you
for heaps of favors, you know?

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-Hi.
-RAY: How you going?

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-I'm Kate.
-Nice to meet you.

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In case you were wondering.

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(both chuckle)

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Uh, come through.

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-Nice house.
-Thanks. Yeah.

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-I like the old joints.
-Yeah, me too.

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They've got more character
than new houses.

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Yeah.

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Uh, hey,
do you want a drink?

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Do you want a beer or
a glass of water or something?

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I wouldn't mind
a cup of tea.

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Okay, sure.
What kind?

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Have you got any Earl Grey?

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Yeah, yeah.

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So... where'd you grow up?

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About four hours
out of Sydney.

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-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah, on a farm.

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Mm.
Do you mind my asking where?

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No, I don't mind you asking.

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Right. Um, what kind
of farm was it?

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It was a dairy farm.

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Well, did you have
a happy childhood?

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It was all right.

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Do you want to elaborate,
maybe, a bit on that?

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So what's your book about?

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Criminals, pretty much.

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Yeah, I mean, I've, um,
interviewed a few people

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so far, and it's just people
telling their stories.

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Mm.

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Look, I-I understand if you're
a little bit cagey about this,

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and I-I totally get it.

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But, um...

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I just want you to know
that nothing's gonna

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go in the book
unless you're happy with it.

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So I just want you, you know,
just to feel comfortable

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to talk to me.

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All right.

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Cool.

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Uh, do you mind
if I, um, record?

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-That's all right.
-Sure?

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-Mm.
-Okay.

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(clears throat)

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Let's put that there.

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So maybe, I don't know--
do you want to start with

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about how you got into it
and your first job, maybe?

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I mean, it's a job,
what do you mean?

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What do you mean, job?

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Well, your first, uh,
I don't know, hit, I mean...

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-Who told you I do hits?
-Well, that's what

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Freddy told me
that you talked...

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about, that, a little bit.

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I mean, sorry,
I might've misunderstood that.

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I didn't realize that...

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-That's just what Freddy said.
-(clears throat)

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I mean, that's kind of why
I got you to... 'Cause I...

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That's the sort of stuff I
want to talk about in the book.

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(indistinct announcement
over P.A.)

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Moist.

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-Yeah, that's a good one.
-Moist.

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-Mm, mm.
-That's a good one.

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Yeah.
My grandmother--

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-when I was a kid--
-Mm.

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she used to make
this tea cake,

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-Mm.
-and that was really moist.

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(laughs)

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She used to put cinnamon
on the top of it.

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-Mm. Okay.
-Yeah. Lovely, lovely. Mm.

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-Tea cake. Mm.
-Tea cake.

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-Appendectomy.
-Appendectomy?

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Yeah.

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Appendectomy. Appendectomy.
What's that?

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-You don't know
what appendectomy is?
-No.

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-It's where they take
your bloody appendix out.
-They...

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-take your appendix out, yeah.
-Yeah.

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No, I knew that.
I knew that.

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-Yeah, sure you did. Yeah.
-And...

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panties.

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-Panties?
-Pant... Not when you say it,

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-like, when a chick says it.
Like, when she says like,
-Mm.

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"Oh, take off my panties."
(panting)

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Mm?

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That's a good word.
Moist panties.

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-Moist panties?
-Yeah.

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Well, you've outdone yourself,
haven't you?

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-Well, thank you very much.
-Yeah.

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Put two of your favorite words
together in a sentence, yeah.

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-Well, you know...
-That's pretty good.

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-quite the wordsmith.
-Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you are.

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-What do you reckon?
-Yeah, no, I like it.

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-(music playing over speakers)
-(indistinct chatter
in distance)

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Feel that.

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Shit. Sharp.

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Mm.

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GARY: And it was
good calamari, mate.
-RAY: Mm.

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-Like, fresh. Fresh as.
Not the frozen shit, you know?
-Mm.

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-The shit you get
from the fishmongers.
-Mm.

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But what happened was is that
when I put it in the fridge,

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I've left it in the bag
that I bought it in.

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Yeah.

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So when I've gone to cook it,

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-it's been in there for a couple
of days and I've taken it out...
-Mm. Mm.

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-Fucking stunk.
-Yeah.

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Just rank.

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It's just gone
all through the house.

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What I should've done
when I bought it--

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if I was gonna leave it
in there for a couple days--

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I should've tipped it out,
washed it...

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-Yeah. Mm.
-thoroughly, put it
in a fresh plastic bag,

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00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:06,233
-Yeah.
-a new plastic bag,
then whacked it in the fridge.

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-Mm.
-And then, you know,

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probably would've had a chance

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of lasting a couple more days,
you know?

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But it stewed in its own juices,
in its own filth,

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-you know? So...
-(chuckles) Mm.

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So it went off,
and I had to chuck it out,

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-and it was, like, a kilo
of the shit, which, you know,
-Mm.

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-bummed me.
-Mm.

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But what really bummed me

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-is I was watching one of those
nature docos,
-Mm.

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and they had, uh,
they had a bit on octopuses

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-and... and, like,
their life cycle and shit.
-Mm.

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And I didn't know this, but...

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do you know how octopuses
have babies?

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-Mm-mmm.
-(short chuckle)

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The female octopus
gets pregnant, right?

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-Obviously.
-Mm.

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And she lays eggs

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underneath a rock, right?

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And then she guards it.

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Doesn't eat, doesn't sleep,

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and just moves her tentacles

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-over the eggs
-Mm.

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for months and months
and months, right?

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And just as the eggs hatch,

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you know what happens?

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She dies?

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-She dies.
-Mm.

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-So I won't be eating
calamari anymore.
-Mm.

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Calamari's squid, isn't it?

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What?

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No.

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-Yeah.
-Hold on.

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Yeah.

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Calamari's squid, mate,
not octopus.

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So I can eat calamari?

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Go for it.

241
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Huh.

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All right, then.

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How many steel-framed
buildings in history

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have collapsed due to fire?

245
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,455
I don't know.

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00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,757
Three.
All on 9/11.

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-Two.
-No.

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Three.

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You got the Twin Towers

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and there was a third building.

251
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Two were hit by a plane.
One wasn't hit by a plane.

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00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,905
That's Building 7-- a couple
hundred meters down the road,

253
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:28,308
and that fell a few hours later
in under five seconds.

254
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,310
And they say it collapsed

255
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,580
because it got hit from debris
from the Twin Towers,

256
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,548
and then it started a fire,

257
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,750
and that's what
caused it to fall.

258
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:39,052
A controlled demolition expert

259
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,587
said it was
a controlled demolition.

260
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,824
-Got your radio on?
-Yeah.

261
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,660
-All right. See you in a bit.
-All right.

262
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,233
Watch out for snakes.

263
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,408
(birds chirping)

264
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,317
(vehicle approaching)

265
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,115
(birds chirping)

266
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,312
(indistinct chatter)

267
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,543
(birds chirping)

268
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:30,049
VINNIE:
Come on, girl.

269
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,085
Come on, come on, now.
(clicking tongue)

270
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:38,425
(whistles)
Come on, get up.

271
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,869
No, leave that.
Come on, let's go.

272
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,904
-Come on, girl.
-(dog barks)

273
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,941
(barks)

274
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:32,179
Come on, girl.
(whistles)

275
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:34,181
-Round the back,
round the back, come on.
-(dog barks)

276
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,615
Leave that.

277
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,987
(dog barks)

278
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:46,959
(barks)

279
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,820
Vinnie!

280
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,123
-Vinnie!
-What?

281
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,025
-DAVE: Run!
-(dog barking)

282
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,368
-(gunfire in distance)
-Oh...

283
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,669
Oh, shit.

284
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,003
VINNIE:
Get him! Fucking get him!

285
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,440
(snarling)

286
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,712
(whimpers)

287
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,180
(grunts)

288
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,015
Hey, I'm on my way.

289
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,551
Fuck.

290
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,323
(gunfire)

291
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,237
Go!

292
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:05,572
Go. Go, go, go.

293
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:08,875
Fuck!

294
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,877
You hit?

295
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,846
-No, I'm good.
-How'd you go?

296
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,515
Eh, not too good.

297
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,362
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on.

298
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,099
(engine starts)

299
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,203
Go.

300
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:51,150
RAY:
"And so Jack went outside and
started to climb the beanstalk.

301
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,753
"He climbed up to the sky
through the clouds

302
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:56,122
and saw a beautiful castle."

303
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:58,090
How could he climb
to the clouds?

304
00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:00,860
Uh, he must've been really fit.

305
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:04,464
"So he saw the castle
and went inside."

306
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,299
Why did he go inside?

307
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,036
Well, it was
a nice-looking castle and...

308
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:12,238
-he just wanted to check it out.
-Yeah, but that's not right.

309
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,241
You can't just go inside other
people's castles like that.

310
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:18,411
Yeah, look, I think you might
be a bit old for this story.

311
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,947
-Do you want
to read something else?
-No. Keep going, I like it.

312
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,415
(Ray clears throat)

313
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:27,019
Okay, so, "Jack heard a voice.
'Fee-fi-fo-fum.'

314
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:30,957
"Jack ran into a cupboard to
hide just as an enormous giant

315
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,493
"came into the room
and sat down.

316
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:37,364
"On the table there was a hen
and a golden harp.

317
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:39,966
"'Lay,' said the giant.
The hen laid an egg.

318
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:43,636
"It was made of gold.

319
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,072
"'Sing,' said the giant.
The harp began to sing.

320
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,874
"Soon, the giant fell asleep.

321
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,876
"So Jack jumped
out of the cupboard.

322
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:53,413
He took the hen and the harp
and he ran for the door."

323
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:56,416
-Wait, he stole them?
-What do you mean?

324
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:58,818
Why'd he take the hen
and the harp?

325
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:01,287
-I don't know.
-But that's stealing.

326
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,958
Anyway, "Suddenly the harp sang,
'Help, master!'

327
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:10,663
"The giant woke up and shouted,
'Fee-fi-fo-fum.'

328
00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:12,599
"Jack ran and started climbing
down the beanstalk

329
00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:14,801
"and the giant chased after him,
hot on his tail.

330
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,268
"When Jack reached the ground,

331
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:18,270
"he looked up and he saw
the giant coming fast,

332
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:19,672
"so he grabbed an axe
from the woodpile

333
00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:21,408
"and started to chop
at the beanstalk.

334
00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,443
"After five chops, the beanstalk

335
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:26,245
crashed to the ground
and the giant was slayed."

336
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,347
-Slayed?
-Mm-hmm. Yeah, he killed him.

337
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,249
-He killed him?
-Mm-hmm.

338
00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:31,851
He was chasing after him, so...

339
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,420
Yeah, but he stole from him.

340
00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:35,455
The giant was just trying
to get back the hen,

341
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:37,957
and he murdered him.

342
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,698
(sighs)

343
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,874
Ah, I missed a page.

344
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:57,810
So, the police visited Jack
the next day

345
00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:00,647
and they arrested him
for theft and murder

346
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:04,116
and he went to jail for the rest
of his life.

347
00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:06,686
-The end.
-I don't like that story at all.

348
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,121
Yeah, well, I'm not
a big fan of it, either.

349
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:11,658
It's terrible.
The poor giant.

350
00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:13,660
Well, I guess the moral
of the story is,

351
00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:17,229
you know, don't, uh, steal,
don't murder,

352
00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:19,832
or you'll go to jail
for the rest of your life, okay?

353
00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:21,000
So don't do it.

354
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:23,002
That story sucks.

355
00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:25,204
Mm.
It does.

356
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,206
All right.

357
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,208
-Night.
-Good night.

358
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,877
Mwah.

359
00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:35,114
(grunts softly)

360
00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:44,323
Mm.

361
00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:47,393
You ever read
"Jack and the Beanstalk"?

362
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,296
It was a long time ago.
Why?

363
00:23:50,329 --> 00:23:53,099
Jack was a piece of shit.

364
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:54,366
Why do you say that?

365
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,469
Well, he climbs
the beanstalk, right?

366
00:23:56,503 --> 00:23:59,305
-Yeah.
-He goes into
the giant's castle...

367
00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:03,075
-...steals a bloody harp,
-(chuckles softly)

368
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,444
steals the goose
that lays a golden egg.

369
00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:07,880
-Yeah.
-Steals it.

370
00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:09,782
Runs off.

371
00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:12,051
So the giant goes after him,

372
00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:14,386
trying to get back
all the shit that Jack stole.

373
00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:16,589
Uh-huh.

374
00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:19,225
And while he's climbing
down the beanstalk...

375
00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:21,594
-(laughs)
-(chuckles): Jack chops it down

376
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:25,064
-and fucking murders him.
-(laughs)

377
00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:27,433
-What a cunt.
-(laughs)

378
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,468
(chuckles)

379
00:24:40,446 --> 00:24:44,316
* Catch a falling star
and put it in your pocket *

380
00:24:44,350 --> 00:24:48,254
* Never let it fade away *

381
00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:52,158
* Catch a falling star
and put it in your pocket *

382
00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:56,095
* Save it for a rainy day *

383
00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:59,999
* For love may come
and tap you on the shoulder *

384
00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:03,936
* Some starless night *

385
00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:05,905
* Just in case *

386
00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:08,808
* You feel you want
to hold her *

387
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:12,745
* You'll have a pocketful
of starlight *

388
00:25:12,779 --> 00:25:14,681
* Catch a falling star *

389
00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:16,649
-* And put it in your pocket *
-* Catch a falling star *

390
00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:18,618
-* Never let it fade away *
-* And put it in your pocket *

391
00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:20,553
* Never let it fade away *

392
00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:22,488
* Catch a falling star and *

393
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,423
-* Put it in your pocket *
-* Catch a falling star *

394
00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:26,492
-* Save it for a rainy day *
-* And put it in your pocket *

395
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,427
* Save it for a rainy. *

396
00:25:37,436 --> 00:25:39,405
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH

397
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,776
You can't make people
like you,

398
00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:46,178
but if people
don't respect you,

399
00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:47,680
you can make 'em fear you.

400
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,860
-We have to talk, Angel.
-There's nothing to talk about.

401
00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:05,965
-(gunshot)
-What we did was personal.

402
00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:07,099
We broke the rules.

403
00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:09,902
-(rock music) * Yeah *
-(gunfire)

404
00:26:09,936 --> 00:26:11,203
(sirens wail)

405
00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:14,206
ANNOUNCER: Mayans.

406
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,709
All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX.

407
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,214
-I'm cold.
-It's not cold. Just come to me.

408
00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:24,717
-I'll keep you warm, I promise.
-Fine.

409
00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:26,285
(woman giggling)

410
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:28,487
(woman screams)

411
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,522
ANNOUNCER: AHS 1984.

412
00:26:30,556 --> 00:26:32,959
All new,
Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX.

413
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,395
WOMAN: Thank you
for joining the focus group.

414
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:40,066
I just want to say thanks
to the suits back there
for allowing us to be here.

415
00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:42,735
He thinks that's
a two-way mirror.

416
00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:46,673
-Dee, did you just scale up
the side of the building?
-Free soloed!

417
00:26:46,706 --> 00:26:50,777
You gotta beef up security.
You know how easy it was for me
to get in that window?

418
00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:55,748
What kind of people do you think
you're gonna attract with that?

419
00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:58,584
Young bohemians
with no sexual boundaries.

420
00:26:58,617 --> 00:26:59,652
(grunts)

421
00:26:59,686 --> 00:27:00,953
ANNOUNCER: All-new Sunny.

422
00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:03,589
Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX.

423
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:08,627
(electronic music)

424
00:27:08,661 --> 00:27:11,097
All you have to do
is say the first thing
that comes into your head.

425
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:12,564
-Yep.
-Politics.

426
00:27:12,598 --> 00:27:14,066
Schmolitics.

427
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,634
-Family.
-Schmamily.

428
00:27:15,668 --> 00:27:16,769
-Feminine.
-Schmeminine.

429
00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:18,537
-Violence.
-Schmiolence.

430
00:27:18,570 --> 00:27:19,772
-Accident.
-Schmaccident.

431
00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:21,040
-Argument.
-Schmargument.
-Beef-and-black-bean.

432
00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:22,408
Schmeef-and-schmack-schmean.

433
00:27:22,441 --> 00:27:24,877
(electronic music)